Trailer Hopping : Iron Sky is Melded Crap

Rating: No Butter
Posted February 12th, 2012 by popcorn
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Holy mother of crap! Are you kidding me? Seriously? I’m dumbfounded and numbed by absolute stupidity and racking my brains for something good to say about this piece of sh*t.

Let me start with the positive and say that the … uh… I’ll save the best part for last.

Now, to the good stuff. Where did they find such terrible actors? I understand the blonde German lady who is playing the blonde German lady is German, but can they at least ask her to provide a fake German accent so she sounds German? And the German guy who can start the war with one word needs a better accent, too. The whole acting team looks like one big Saturday Night Live gig gone bad.

The movie is supposed to be a farce and a mockery of Sarah Palin and her daughter, Bristol Palin, but it lacks humor and any entertainment value. An imitation of Sarah Palin as an idiot President with a Southern accent? Yeah, alright, that’s a bit funny. The rest of it sounds like they’re taking cheap shots at the Palin’s the passive-aggressive way.

The music started out well, and then veered completely off base from the scenes. I don’t know what that song was about when the spaceships started shooting, but it did not synchronize well with spaceships, guns and explosions.

The slogans and conversations cannot get any cheesier. The trailer may have one iota of watchable hope if they removed the slang and pun -- "This year the battle for earth is GONNA get Nazi." On top of that, they add in more ridiculous dialogue like: "We are the promised delivered to all man-kind."

Oh, yes, back to the good parts. With dialogue like this "The world is sick and we are the doctors," – this movie would make a great pornographic movie. Stay with me for a minute. Now, slowly imagine those beautiful women in their tight outfits and uniforms with their clothes off, and uh-hem … since users pay for this, I’ll let them finish the rest.

Lucky for Iron Sky, the people who put money into it will go support it on April 4, 2012. The rest of us will just sleep in and call it one long April Fool’s joke. The movie stars Julia Dietze, Christopher Kirby, Gotz Otto, Tilo Pruckner, Peta Sergeant, Stephanie Paul, Udo Kier, and Kym Jackson. Now, mix and match these names into your favorite porn star name and enjoy.

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