Having now seen the movie Minions twice, along with seeing both of the Despicable Me films, I can say with confidence that I have a pretty firm grasp on the concept of Minions. They are small, yellow and charming. They have been around since the dawn of time, ever-searching for an evil master whom they can serve. They like bananas, they love to party and they each have unique personalities. That’s what I know about the Minions. While this might seem like plenty of information about these little dudes, there’s one thing that escapes me: how in the hell are they so indestructible?