Jupiter Ascending Review: Gravity Is a Bitch Warner Bros. Here’s the thing. When planning your big budget, space-set action/adventure, maybe you should chooser a stronger inspiration than the likes of 1984’s Ice Pirates. (And I say this as someone who truly enjoys Ice Pirates.) Because when a movie best-remembered for featuring “space herpes” can boast the same degree of world-building competence as your $200 million, star-filled, wannabe blockbuster that’s probably a bad sign. Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) hates her life.