The Cabin in the Woods, Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon's brilliant riff on the horror genre, opens this Friday and you must see it. It's one of the best movies of the year, and seeing it will finally allow you to stop ducking spoilers left and right. You know and I know that once the movie opens it will be almost impossible to go on Facebook or Twitter without some jerk spoiling something, so your best option is to see this flick as soon as possible.
Today, we're proud to offer a giveaway of some pretty amazing swag for the movie. After the jump, find out how you can win a signed poster, a t-shirt, the novelization, the official visual companion, and a collapsible bong. That's right: