You’re going to see a lot of negative reviews of Battleship.
It’s a film where almost all the action takes place inside the bubble of a strange alien forcefield. One where if anyone tried to introduce any scientific rigour, narrative logic or good old-fashioned common sense the bubble would collapse, taking the entire movie with it.
But I find it hard to dislike a movie that strolls into the cinema with its tongue lodged so very firmly in its cheek.
Here’s the plot in a nutshell: